A couple of weeks ago I met this really cute English guy on Ok Cupid. We had been Skyping back and forth here and there, and it goes without saying that we inevitably traded a few “questionable” photographs.
For some absurd reason I decided to share his c*#k shot with my rather hetero Santa Barbara penpal “H”.
In turn, H wondered if I had bothered to “GIS Hit” the photo to prove how genuine it’s content and the sender was. (Can’t say that I blame him. The photo is quite remarkable if I say so myself. Ahem…)

Well, what the hell did that mean?
Damn you computer nerds and your geek lingo!

After a few Google attempts I discovered that GIS is an acronym for “Google Image Search”.
All I had to do was go on the Google Image page, click on the camera icon inside the search window, upload a photo from my computer, and anything resembling it on the mystical magical inter web would surely garner results.

OMG, I couldn’t believe it,  love 21st century technology! Why hasn’t anyone told me before that we the public have access to photo recognition software?!?

Needless to say I discovered that my cute British guy has an entire Tumblr page dedicated to his member, with numerous amounts of re-posts and trolling fans. Now I no longer feel special since he’s just as big of a slut as I am. Perhaps even more so! (I can’t wait until he Skypes me next time. I’m so totally going to mercilessly tease him about it. This is gonna be good… HA-HA!)

Oh Jesus Christ, I just had a frightening thought: do I dare to search the outcome of mine own filthy behavior?!?
Please don’t answer that…