(The following is an excerpt from a correspondence between H and myself. I’m too physically exhausted from my flu to think of writing an entire background post.  But this is entry #5 for the week. Once again, disaster averted and $5.00 have been saved. Please to enjoy the following, and bite me N.O.M.!)

ME:   OMGOMGOMFG! H! Check out this psycho!

Tell me if there’s anything about her profile that “reads” familiar…

http://www.okcupid.com/profile/gerripetrova                                                                      (Ok Cupid has since erased her profile)

H:  Looks like [it]  has been deleted. What happened? Did somebody rip off your profile?

Me:  Aside her photo and self-summary, she ripped me off word for word.
Dude, I watched her do it it too!
It went from a couple of formulaic sentences one minute, to “Giaisms” the next.

Creepy. Flattering. Funny and sad.
But most of all it was disappointing.
I witnessed someone who refused to think for themselves, and failed at placing any trust that their own personality will be attractive to any man out there.

On another note, are you ever going to tell me what happened at Lunacy?
I’m dying to know.

Oh, and did you get my texts last night

I think I’m in deep drowning lust… (I was talking about the British guy’s nude shot. Please refer to my “GIS Hit”  post)

H:  Lunacy was complete lunacy. It was a psychedelic fueled foray into neo-archaic society. Fear and Loathing in Live Oaks, minus the fear and the loathing. I danced my ass off… met some amazing people… did not sleep much and hmmmm… Oh. My camp built the green room, so we hung out backstage and got occasional free backrubs intended for performers.

P.S. That’s some creepy ass shit. Here is what I imagine: Someone look at her profile and sayIng to themselves “what a witty and funny girl”. They ask her out and she behaves like a complete lame-0 without  an original thought in her head. Sad really.

(To this day I’m still incredulous of this woman’s motivations. Self-reliance and independent thought is not only sacred, but a precious commodity.  Don’t fall for the easy way out, because in truth, the journey towards anything is the goal)

P.P.S. Some time has passed and I’ve re-read this pieces and holy hell do I sound like a conceited cow. Glad I grew out of that petty crap… And  YES all need to think for ourselves!