I have been swimming in a sea of pointless cock. I’ve stared down the barrel of a man’s shaft while it threatened me with throat annihilation.

So now I’ve got a 25 year old, a 51 year old, and a 36 year old texting me all in one night. Truth be told, I’m still lusting after the 47 year old who’s nowhere to be found.

What’s my damage man? When is enough enough?