… our esteemed editor in chief:

I’m a Neanderthal with a penchant for the erudite. I’m barely out of the jungle but I promise I won’t bite.

I came up with the title of this blog while texting a friend, and figured that if the name was available, then it must come to pass.

But what to write about? How do I keep you, my reader/victim engaged?
Truthfully I don’t really know nor really care. I just want you there. A warm body with eyeballs attached to a brain of reason and barely enough logic.
Sit down, shut up, read my entries, and watch me make a beast of myself.

– The Jackalope

(This is actually a staff of one and Jackalope is not my real name.  Not that you really give two shits anyway)